Inspired by Vintage Racing Jacket Sunglasses with Dark Lenses Shrek 5

We are going back! Back to the 90's! Bulls won a bunch of basketball games, and kids still watched television.
These highest quality replicas will make you pop out of the crowd. "Dude, did you get a new job?" people will ask, as the originals cost hundreds of dollars. Yet, these are priced at a "gas station sunglasses" price point. But, you don't have to correct them. Just smile and nod ...
Who can describe them better then the pre AI copyrighters at the Oakley:"Adrenaline is the paramour of velocity, and our New Racing Jackets are designed for those wide-eyed moments when the world roars by in a continuous blur of speed. The Racing Jacket lens geometry offers a range of peripheral vision unrivaled by our other dual-spherical lenses, providing you maximum visual clarity for those high-G assaults on common sense. And when your instinct for self preservation kicks in, our vented, hingeless frames will prevent fear-induced fogging, and Unobtanium nosepieces and earsocks will keep your optics securely attached--even when your connection to earth is more ephemeral."
Note that the lenses in these sunglasses have UV protection, but they are not polarized. (Besides, doesn't polarization give you headaches ? Just like 5G gives you cancer ?)Please keep in mind that the frames are one piece, they do not fold.  Weight weenies rejoice!
The item will be shipped in a random box from Amazon, #SaveThePlanet
All of the pictures that do not contain famous and obscure athletes ARE of the actual product.